Monkey, Sandmonkey
when somebody, especially bloggers, refuse to tell you their name in social oc-ssion, trying to maintan the aura of mystery. (after: bond, james bond, off course)
tom: i’m tom, i’m a big fan of your blog
sm: and i’m monkey, sandmonkey..let’s just leave it at that
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- The Lifter
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- The KP
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