Monkey Sex
the communal act of rough…wild…p-ssionate…primatial fornication. usually accompanied with various vocal tones and frantic leg hmuping usually seen and heard from orangutans. it is also customary to wear “planet of the apes” costumes in order to successfully portray monkey s-x.
dude, i was so stoned, that i actually agreed to have monkey s-x with this hot chick. -shameless expression- it was nice. 😉
see “monkeylove”; primitive, animalistic, jungle-like lovemaking
we made sweet monekylove
the spontaneous and uncontrolled display of unashamed public fornication.
“just after we met we were so attracted to each other that we just ripped off our clothes and had wild monkey s-x!”
the joyful and tiresome act of s-xual intercourse while hanging from the monkey bars.
babe, my abs and arms are so sore from all of that monkey s-x last night.
what a lot of french and canadian people have every day
that frenchman does great monkey s-x
s-x with a monkey.
i had monkey s-x last night.
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