Monkey Smalls
an obese man who resides in islip, ny. he wears valour jump suits and a beret worn foward similiar to the late great notorious biggy smalls.
his face resembles that of an orange bearded monkey, hence monkey smalls.
on a recent trip to giant stadium, a drunk russian girl yelled out “hey look! there is monkey smalls!!”
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