monkey spank
male masturbation.
“i have some extra time…for a monkey spank!”
a jerkoff/w-nker. an epithet used frequently by b-tt-head to beavis on beavis and b-tt-head.
“beavis, you monkeyspank, you’ll never get laid because n-body likes you, you’re not good at anything and you’re a dumb-ss”
men f-cktard townie
a guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).
erika: “sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? you’ve been playing playstation for f-cking hours! why don’t you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?”
a phrase that means sperm, male reproductive cells, j-zz.
i hate having monkey spank all over my keyboard after i watch p-rn.
a punishment administered to boys in british secondary schools (now uncommon since corporal punishment outlawed in 1988) whereby the miscreant is called to the front of the cl-ss. there he is placed supine across the teachers knee, his trousers and knickers are pulled down below the calves and his b-ttocks are slapped as hard as possible with the open hand between 6-8 times. the recipient is then rolled over and receives a violent punch to the bell-end or scr-t-m with the clenched fist.
usually carried out to re-inforce principles/basics when teaching quadratic algerbra.
word, blud – you check snoopi put gl-ss n sheeat in mr campbell’s tea?
yea, dog! an got his batty messup widda monkey-spank! (said by a white kid)
a total j-ck–ff idiot
jeff’s doin the monkey spank in the bathroom
a man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.
johnny is such a monkey spank.
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