monkey style
rubbing ones genitals in a quick exciting fashion to fruition like a rhesus monkey. this act would happen several times an hour.
he went to his bedroom and performed monkey style after seeing the lingerie ads for macy’s.
to prove to a know-it-all that just because you read it on the internet does not make it right. ie., 3000 monkeys with typewriters could produce shakespeare.
after she gave me her lame definition of shrimping, i went all monkey style on her, and fabricated some spectacular sh-te.
the act of s-x while one or both partic-p-nts hangs from an object such as a pipe. it is very difficult to achieve s-x while both partic-p-nts are hanging, so i advise that it is done while only one person is hanging.
man 1: i picked up my girlfriend last night while we were having s-x, she grabbed a piped and hang on while i did her.
man 2: oh dude! you did it monkey style?!
the act of doing it doggy style, then quickly pulling it out and ramming it in her b-tt. after -j-c-l-t–n, quickly pull out and she will then fart out a big wad of cr-p stained j-zz. when she turns to look at you like wtf? you proceed to scoop it up and throw it in her face, just like a monkey.
joe: dude, i got freaky with you mom last night!
frank: so she let you hit it monkey style?
joe: h-ll yeah, she loved it!
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