monkey tail

an extreme version of the turtle head where the need to sh-t is absolutely immediate.
get out out of the way right now! i’m monkey tailing and i’ve only got ten more seconds! turtle head sh-t prairie dog
when you’re trying to hold back a m-ssive sh-t, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of sh-t hanging out of your -ss. i.e turtle head
oh man, i gotta get to the sh-t house quick!!! i have a monkey tail hangin’ out!
what happens after you see a hot female and then a really ugly female.

your p-n-s becomes erect (when seeing a hot lady) and then curls like a monkey’s tail (hence the name) when it sees a repulsive ugly women.

if the woman is ugly enough, your p-n-s will -ssume the monkey tail position and never ever creep back out into the world as a regular working p-n-s again. it happened to me and i sued the woman for being ugly.
my little johnny bravo became quite a flagpole when i saw the hot mom. then her terribly ugly daughter came into view and the party in my pants was over. my p-n-s had curled up like a monkey tail in a matter of seconds.
monkeytail beards start at one ear and then wrap around your chin and mouth
luke: what the heck is that thing on your face!? it looks like you just finished picking the ticks off a monkey’s nuts with your teeth.

wilger: this thing? it’s my monkeytail beard!
a name for a t-rd that is so long that it wraps around the inside of your toilet, giving it the appearance of a monkey’s tail.
it has been so long since i cr-pped, when it comes out it’ll be a monkey tail.
a sh-t so long and large that it reaches the bottom of the toilet while still connected to your -ss.
my girlfriend ate so much yesterday, that when she took a sh-t, it was like a monkeytail.
when one sits too far back on the toilet therefore leaving a small lick of poo on the back of the seat
i had to wipe off a monkey tail at the police headquarters yesterday morning
the squirts
oh man that taco pizza gave me a severe case of monkey tail

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