Monkey Truffle
after a night on the razz and acquiring a set of beer goggles, you pull a right munter and take her back to yours for a d-mn good seeing to.
clothes come off and before you know it she’s gobbling away. she asks for a bit of oral -n-l r-mm-ng, and due to wanting to get rid of the taste of the digusting chicken vindaloo you had on the way back, you agree.
on parting her -rs- crack you are greeted by an incredibly hairy -rs- crack (she is probably of germanic origin) and she has a severe case of piles and her hole has ballooned to look like a large truffle!
christer bent the scank, which he pulled earlier that night, over the table to give her some r-mm-ng only to be greeted by a monkey truffle.
not wanting to ruin his chances of later action, he just pushed it all back inside and had a good slurp anyway.
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