Monkey Whacker
the brief but agressive reciprocal hand job delivered but two older men before they leave the sauna, quickly finishing before any other guests arrive.
grandpa wanted to get into the cabin with grandma but quickly pulled a monkey whacker with fred to keep all parties happy.
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