monkey wings


when a man’s scrotal sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to perspiration often requiring a sumo style leg raise to break surface tension. the stretch of the sack pulling away from the inner thigh resembles monkey wings.
dude, i got some serious monkey wings after that round of 18.

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