monkey’s breakfast
often used as an insult to describe a persons over the top fashion sense, this must involve a variety of mismatch colours .
it can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
a monkey’s breakfast being an -ssortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. therefore, should only be for a monkey.
“christ mate. you don’t want to wear that out tonight do ya? you’ll look like a monkey’s breakfast!”
dude! that bird over there has way too much make up on! her face looks like a monkey’s breakfast!!!
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