Monkeys in the dark with pens
a metaphor used to emphasis a situation that you just couldn’t see coming. often followed up by the phrase “you just can’t see ’em coming.”
malix: nope, he just a sploded right there.
atolm: like monkeys in the dark with pens…
malix: -sighs- you just can’t see ’em coming.
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