Monkey’s Toe
a nipple big enough to peel a banana.
“her t-t looks like a monkey’s toe.”
when you’re so desperate for a dump that you struggle to keep it in before reaching the sanctuary of a toilet. also known as ‘touching cloth’, ‘pulling tongues’, ‘turtles head’, ‘getting a black eye’, ‘squeezing and 8 ball’ etc…
‘can you hurry up in there mate, trap one has sh-t on the seat and i’ve got a monkeys toe out here?’
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