monkeys trying to fuck a football
when a group of incompetent rejects can’t handle the simplist task
salesmen: we don’t know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.
salesmanager: you r-t-rds couldn’t close a front door.
salesmen: sorry boss, we will do better next time.
salesmanager: no you won’t you peices of sh-t, you guys are like monkeys trying to f-ck a football
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