Monkeyshirt
a shirt with a lot of sh-t on it like monkeys or flowers or sh-t designs
d00d sh3 we4r5 s0 m4ny monkeyshirt its f-king annoying
a dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. it may have pockets.
a monkey shirt often helps one to “get down to business” (s-xual relations.) statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.
dude, i promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.
nice shirt, that’s a really cl-ssy monkey shirt!
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