mono compliment
a compliment directed towards oneself. can sometimes be perceived as being arrogant, self-centered, or c-cky. used by only the most amazing individuals.
“so i said to my self, self you are truly amazing.”
“if i was any more amazing i would be g-d.”
“i wake up in the morning not feeling like p.diddy.”
person 1: “i am so amazing.”
person 2: “if it wasn’t for mono compliments you wouldn’t get any.”
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