Monobrow

a continuous strip of hair often found below the forehead. often makes the individual sporting the aformentioned mon-brow look particularly sinister or like a poor mans michael hestletine. the possession of a mon-brow can almost certainly lead to the conclusion that the individual is also in possession of a particularly thatched chuffwig or in male terms a love nest that can only be likened to taking a jolly through the sparce but beautiful and necessary wilderness of bush gardens, tampa bay, florida.
‘alright nichols, i see you’ve trimmed the brow this fine morning, i can almost see you’re face today’.

mon-brow
someone who has one long eyebrow (usually bushy) right across their forehead. often implies untrustworthiness.
that robert’s a bit of a mon-brow isn’t he, beverley?
two eyebrows that join into one.
look at that hobo over there, he’s got a mon-brow!
it’s a synonym for unibrow
a lot of girls get their eyebrown waxed because they have a mon-brow.
a. the unfortunate state of having one large eyebrow across yo nasty -ss mug
b. the inability to use a pair of tweezers, aka forrest gumpery
dude, look at patricia. with that mon-brow she looks like f-ckin bert from the sesame street.
bro, i know. b-tch, even forrest gump could use tweezers!
1)individual, usually residing in chicago, who has been in school for 14 consecutive years and has a single eyebrow spanning both eyeb-lls.

2)eddie munster lookalike.
steve: “have you spoken to brian daly in a while?”
carl: “no. have you?”
steve: “no.”
carl: “last time i saw him he was throwing up after, like, 4 wine coolers.”
steve: “i wonder if he still has that mon-brow?”
a person with only one gigantic eyebrow. perhaps called a “unibrow”. having too much hair, making it appear to be one eyebrow rather than two.
the guy in the corner with his computer and world of warcraft t-shirt sure has a rockin’ mon-brow.

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