monochode


a monochode is a p-n-s that is wider than it is long, otherwise known as a chodewith the addition of having only one large t-st-cl-. this birth defect is also known as being monotescular.
leo: did you hear the rumor about jimmy? well people are saying he has a monochode. andrew: i believe it.

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