monodrone
a combination of the words monotone and drone on, monodrone describes a way of telling a story that threatens to put the listener to sleep or encourages her to attempt strangulation of the speaker. a story told in monodrone has no narrative arc, no punchline, no interesting tidbit details, and seemingly no end – it is simply incessant noise. monodrone can also be used to describe the speaking style of some lecturers – no amount of caffeine is sufficient to keep the student alert and attentive.
his story had no narrative arc, no punchline, no interesting tidbit details, and seemingly no end – completely monodrone. he went on and on… and on, and still nothing happened. he didn’t make me laugh, didn’t make me think. his incessant noise was just interminable and i started fantasizing about jumping across the table to strangle him. but i feel bad, because he is actually a really nice person.
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