monogamiss
1. a woman you are dating who wants to be monogamous.
2. a ‘miss’ when you attempt monogamy but screw it up.
1. -how’s your monogamiss doing since you gave up other women?
-all good. she likes having a monogamister.
2. i told kenny i’d stop seeing other guys, but then i did tequila shots all night and ended up having a monogamiss. think i should tell him? i’ll never have another monogamiss…as long as i stop drinking tequila.
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