Monogonoherpasyphilaids
a quick way of explaining the most commen stds; mononucleosis(mono), gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and aids.
lilli) “hey did you hear about emma?”
brian) “no, what happened?”
lilli) “she had un-protected s-x and contracted mono-gono-herpa-syphil-aids”
brian) “oh my!”
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