Monoscraboria
the pathalogical fear of board games
monoscraboria describes the fear and anxiety felt when somebody decides that a ‘great’ way to spend an evening would be to play a board game. they then proceed to whip out a vast array of incomprehensible ‘games’ with too many rules/pieces and general paraphernalia.
you then waste a whole evening trying to understand the rules, arguing with descions and staring bleakley into the bottom of your vastly disappearing wine gl-ss and wish you’d stayed at home to watch eastenders.
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