Monotask
yet another euphemism for p-n-s. used by one of the celebrity contestants (faith salie) to answer a question (wrongly) which could, by a stretch, be otherwise answered by a word meaning p-n-s. on wait wait… don’t tell me, sat-rday, may 8, 2010, lightning fill in the blank
an australian man was busted for bigamy after his first wife saw his blank: answer: “monotask?” (correct answer was “wedding announcement and photo in a newspaper.”
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