monstapation
constipation so bad, you feel like your -sshole knows what it feels like to give birth to a xenomorph
p1: bruh, bathroom emergency, i just got over a monstapation!
p2: no sh-t, dude, really?
p1: all puns aside, it feels like cuddles just crawled tenticles first out of my -sshole!
p2: tmi, bruh, what did you need?
p1: a fresh roll of tp and a proctologist!
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