Monster

nuclear horse p-ss that is sold as a disgusting energy drink.

describing anything that is large.

the creature that lives in your closet and under your bed.

a s-d-stic pedophile who molests and rapes children he abducts.
i tried a monster energy drink the other day, it was the grossest sh-t i have ever tasted. i poured the rest of it into my neighbor’s dogs water dish, the dog caught fire.

whoa, that fish is a monster.

“mommy, i need you to look in my closet and check under my bed for monsters.”
“for f-ck sake tommy, you’re 35 years old. why do you still believe in monsters?”
“remember when i was kidnapped and raped by that monster in his van. and i still didn’t get any free candy.”

team monster will own you.

monster: energy
the best d-mn energy drink ever made! comes in regular, lo-carb, -ssualt, and khaos
” dude what you drinkin?”
“a monster”
” they frickin rock lemme have some”
“get youre own f-g”
what you become when you break up with a girl.
man – “we need to talk.”
woman – “you’re a monster.”
one of the best energy drinks
that monster was good
1) the thing that hides under your bead when you are from ages 4-8, or later if you’re weird…
2) a big–ss thing that’s in a sh-tload of really bad horror movies, used to scare people.
daddy daddy! there’s a monster under my bed!!!
g-dzilla is a monster
a p-n-s which is inordinately large in either length or girth or both.
at jimmy’s party last night, i hooked up with paul who had an absolute monster. i didn’t think it would fit, but i found some lube and condoms in jimmy’s sister’s nightstand. the condom didn’t fit, but with the lube, we worked him in. i think my hymen must not have been completely gone because i bled more than i did last year when i lost my virginity at the junior high graduation party.
a scary caffeinated drink that mormon children are told to check their closets for before they go to bed.
jimmy, if you’re hiding monster in there, you won’t be allowed to partic-p-te in family game night for a week!
a young female in her teen years (13-19) that portrays an image of innocence but behind closed doors performs nasty s-x acts that you would not expect from such a nice young girl. (e.g., -n-l s-x, deep throat, -ss to mouth, tea bagging, rim jobs, orgies, dp, etc.)
a monster is similar to a freak. the difference is in the age and how you expect her to act biased on her outside appearance.
-“what’s up joe, how was that date last night with that hot young librarian girl? i bet she was lame.”
~”bro you are not gonna believe it, i thought that she was a geek too but i brought her to dinner and then we went back to my place for a drink and before you know it she was letting me get hot in her -ss! man that girl is a monster!!”

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