Monster Lover
someone who loves the drink monster so much that they cannot live without it. if there was one thing they could marry it would be monster. it is considered by them as their one true love and most importantly they consider it healthier than water.
john says, ” hey dave i got to go my bae is calling me.” dave replies, ” who is your bae.” john replies, ” monster is my bae.” dave says, “your such a monster lover john”.
#monster #water #healthy
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