monster penis
sometimes known as mp. a p-n-s that when erect is longer than 9″ and has a circ-mference of no less than 7″ (diameter of slightly more than 2″). prolonged s-xual intercourse with such an mp will likely cause v-g-n- pain that lasts at least a week. this is not to be confused with miniscule p-n-s, as it is the polar opposite.
ruby: so, how was your night last night?
candy: great, but my v-g-n- hurts because i had s-x with a monster p-n-s. i can’t even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.
ruby: i hate when that happens. d-mn, men and their mps.
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