Monster Turnip
where you take the largest turnip you can find, draw a face on it, and then go take a sh-t in a watermelon rind.
an upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. a bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them jews, and flies away.
-monster turnip stories
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