Monster Wank
the art of masturbating whilst furiously running round hitting and kicking in a frenzied state in an attempt to destroy as much of the room you’re in as possible
“wow i just had a monster w-nk in my bedroom and chucked my computer through the window.”
“doctor, i’ve broken all my knuckles and cut my forehead.”
“what were you doing?”
“having a monster w-nk”
when men form a circle around one chicken and all m-st-rb-t- until they all blow their load on her.
and she will be standing there dripping in s-m-n. cl-ssy
“molly you’re in my £70 dress”
“good, i’ll get the lads at the party to monster w-nk on it”
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