Monsters Theory
monsters theory is the now-mainstream belief that very large br–sts on young, lean women is the single most attractive look a woman can have, despite it having a relatively limited genetic basis (as studies of female siblings have shown) there is no established explanation for how women with 25-30% body fat and large br–sts have their figures but luck seems to play the biggest role, since their looks and their br–sts both are not an accurate reflection of their parents. the theory that attractive parents produce attractive children has become eroded due to monsters theory. monsters theory states that genetics play some role, but far less than expected and otherwise ugly, fat parents with not particularly good genes can unleash bombsh-lls on the world.
example: guy 1: did you see that girl at the gym? man, those were huge!
guy 2: monsters theory in action. let the monsters do the talkin.’
guy 3: you scared bro?
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