montag
verb. to try to improve something and end up making it far worse in the process. named after heidi montag, whom after plastic surgery, went from an all-american beautiful girl-next-door, to looking like a cheap hooker.
don’t montag that dvd player, its working fine the way it is.
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the act of getting plastic surgery.
my nose is looking a little lumpy, maybe i’ll get some montag
a fat and stupid person
you are a montag
slang for h-llo (greeting), or can be shortened to ‘tag’ (meaning ‘day’ in german), can also be used for money,
montag, how are you?
i have no montag! (for i have no money!)
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