Montalbano
a b-tter eating carnivore who only eats meat ordered online. a social outcast, montalbano often rips his pants. he repeats common sayings such as “suresuresure” and “my friends, my friends.” a montalbano partic-p-tes in a traveling debate team, enjoys telling others of the adventures he had on it. electric eels baffle him, as well as giant j-panese crabs. a montalbano is an awkward person. he often gets excited and raises his voice when he tells stories. a montalbano is pretty much the smartest man alive.
person 1: “can you believe that freak is eating a stick of b-tter?”
person 2: “wow, what a montalbano.”
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