Montalto-Guarantee


better than a ‘montalto hunch’, even superior to a ‘montalto prediction’… don’t leave home without it.
(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly will occur)-
barack obama will be the next president – i give it the ‘montalto-guarantee.’

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