Montana Hamlet
when your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let’s it simmer for 90 seconds on high.
torrey- “how was your date last night”
lucas- “it was pretty good, i gave her a montana hamlet. she loved it, other than the undercooked bacon”
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