Montana Mud Funnel
(verb) the act of transferring septic waste expelled from subject a’s -n-l orifice through a pipe/tube that collects in subject b’s -n-l cavity.
the act originated in 1974, when a group of fishing enthusiasts, deep within montana’s own great bear wilderness lost two of their fellow fishermen somewhere along the way. six days later, the two lost fishermen were found living inside of two bighorn sheep carc-sses. they had modified one of the sheep’s horns to form a funnel, which they used to swish feces mixed with sheep’s blood into each others bowels, to keep warm on those cold, dark nights. the two unnamed fishermen suffered serious mental trauma and are completely unable to communicate in full sentences. they currently reside in an undisclosed retirement home in the southern region of montana.
(b) wow, what a weekend, brad! my wife would have never given me that montana mud funnel in such a brutal, yet caring way.
(a) you betcha larry, just don’t talk about it around the guys, poker night is coming up soon.
(b) oh lordy, i wouldn’t dream of it!
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