Montauk Monster
the montauk monster is a creature with a “dinosaur beak” which allegedly washed ash-r- dead in ditch plains, near montauk, new york in late july 2008.
speculation in published reports included theories that the montauk monster may be a turtle without its sh-ll—even though the sh-ll of a turtle cannot be removed without damaging the turtle—a dog, a racc–n, or perhaps a science experiment from the nearby government animal testing facility, the plum island animal disease center. the “monster” may also be a decomposed pig carc-ss. the creature’s appearance may have been altered through immersion in water for a extended period before coming to rest on the sh-r-, making it difficult to identify.
the “montauk monster” was decomposing in the sun as there was a slight stench in the air. it smelled like my ex-girlfriend’s p-ssy.
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