Montecristo

1. one of the greatest cigars in the world. once hand rolled in cuba, now from dominican republic.

2. count of “montecristo” – famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. location on west coast of california habitated by jimmi c and his favorite chinavieja.

1. jimmi ray lit a montecristo, put on a cd by jimmy buffet, poured himself a mojito and pulled dulce maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. edmund dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a m-ssive treasure and then moved back home and took the name “count of montecristo” as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. jimmi ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called “montecristo” where the russian river became the pacific ocean.
denotes a s-x act whereby one coats thier c-ck in raspberry jam and -ss f-cks another person.
this freaky ho couldnt get enough so i gave her the monte christo so she would shut the h-ll up and i could get some sleep.
a monte cristo is a slang term for having s-x during a lunch break. used interchangeably with nooner. its usefullness comes from the fact that a monte cristo is also a popular sandwich, so a the term can be used to disguise one’s actions around unknowing co-workers.
‘how was your monte cristo, nigel?’