montenegrian


a montenegrian is a person from montenegro (crna gora)

you know you are a montenegrian if you :

1.are extremely lazy

2.you own a snail(or any slow animal)

3.you only eat “burek with meat”

4.you live on a mountain (or sea)

5.you talk to a friend from “durmitor” to “golubinja”

6.only instrument you own is “gusle”

7.you are the only one to yell when you are close to a friend in a group.
i just had a fight with a montenegrian. what a sissy!

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