Montgomery Monkey Tail
verb. when a gentleman chokes a woman at the time of -rg-sm, making the woman’s -n-s tighten up, making things a whole lot better for the man
jerry: dude i gave a girl a “montgomery monkey tail”!
bob: dude thats awesome
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