Montgomery, VT


the best town in vermont, mostly populated by potheads and other drug-addled nitwits. has the best swimming holes in vt, and was named before montgomery, al, but for the same reason. so suck it, montgomery, al.
i’m going to montgomery, vt because chuck norris lives there.

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