Montica
a psychotic b-tch that has her head so far up her -ss that she has no clue about the world around her. during encounters with this person, she frequently screeches like a h-rny bullfrog-harpy hybrid from h-ll, causing sane people to contemplate homicide.
his mom, montica, is annoying as f-ck. do you wanna help me hide a body?
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