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1) a person who exhibits traits of both omnipotence and omnibenevolence
2) slang for a person who faced chuck norris in battle and survived
3) a pasta dish without any sauce
1) that monton is a nice guy. he drove dingos to extinction to save australian babies.
2) jesus is a monton.
3) monton tastes like sh-t.
pr-nounced moan-tone. used to describe a piece of land that is bigger than a mound but smaller than a mountain.
i thought that i was going to be climbing the goulsville mountain but now i realize it is just a monton.

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