Montypurgo
the legendary act performed during s-x with a female. montypurgo also related to captain drill-tastic is where the montypurgo drills the womans c-nt at an increasingly dangerous speed until she p-sses out or completes a signified 10 -rg-sms. this move can only be performed by captain d and is yet to be announced by a non legend.
1) dude that girl got a montypurgo last night, well they do say losers have a w-nk, winners f-ck the prom queen.
2) chuck norris just did a montypurgo, wait! who was the victim?!
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