Moo Day
a day filled with very random & bizarre events, a real wtf day.
person 1: how was your day?
person 2: i was driving to pick up some packages and there was a cow giving birth on the side of the highway, while another one watched and just chewed on his foot. then i discovered the best ice cream shop 1 mile down the road.
person 1: wtf?
another of example a moo day
– flute playing hippie at farmers market
– hippie toddler with no pants sits on your lap
– employee’s mom calls your friend in panic asking them to help their adult child cover a shift
– break in at work
– free access for all
– get stuck in between entrance gates
– casino win
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