moo job
a heavy woman with large br–sts. can have positive or negative connotations, depending on the speaker’s tastes.
wow, she’s a total moo job.
getting a bl-wj-b while someone is milking you. milking is when someone rubs your prostate gland in your b-tt.
wow. a bl-wj-b with some chicks finger up my -ss, it doesn’t get any better than that.
the name given to a bl-wj-b when the giver or recipient has a nickname of ‘moo moo’ and/or is shaped like a cow. it is often accompanied by a mooing sound as the receiver -j-c-l-t-s.
some couples dress up as cows for added effect, note that this is not to be confused with ‘milking the moo’. uniforms are optional.
angela gave tom a hard moo job while on all fours.
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