moo-mixer
device that is sold at le gourmet chef stores nation-wide that spins chocolate syrup or powder into milk uber fast. so much better than a cup and spoon, b-tches!
chocolate milk drinker no.1: my moo-mixer is so much f-cking better than your stupid cup and spoon!
chocolate milk drinker no.2: f-ck you!
chocolate milk drinker no.1: maybe later.
chocolate milk drinker no.2: i rather f-ck that stupid moo-mixer of yours!(not such a good idea)
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