mooberty


a phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.
larry: holy cr-p frank, i didn’t know you’d reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!

frank: yeah it sucks, i’ve started getting moobsweat too. i wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.

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