mooch
one who comments on an article or post with a link usually having nothing to do with the topic of discussion
original post: -says something funny
commenter 1: hahaha love it!
commenter 2: omg yesssss
mooch: check out this cover and help us get some recognition
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a scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (for more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.
“don’t let john in again, he is the biggest moocher.”
“your’e not coming over if your’e going to mooch again!”
someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn’t give back.
matt is the biggest mooch ive ever seen
a sponge. a schnorrer. a person who shows up every evening at dinner time. a person who wants other people to pay his way.
here’s how we got rid of a mooch. we fed him dinner. after dinner, we called in the dog and let the dog lick our plates and silverware. then we put the plates and silverware back in the cupboard. after the mooch left, we had to wash everything, but that schnorrer never came over again.
1)walking randomly and aimlessly around, or just hanging out with nothing to do
2) something to say when you’re not sure really what to do
1)
girl 1: what are you doing?
girl 2: nothing, just mooching
2)
girl 1: what doy uo want to do now?
girl 2: i don’t know, let’s just mooch.
freeloader
steves a mooch!
someone who wants something for free … someone who takes and takes but doesn’t give.
potluck type of thing scheduled at work and only 1/2 the people bring stuff yet they wanna eat the grub. not cool … definately a freeloader.
a person who takes everyone elses sh-t; sometimes the mooch will ask for something (like one chip from the bag), and then continue to eat those chips until the bag is completely finished. this also known as a mathew hunter cullen.
my friend came over today and he mathew cullened all my food! what a mooch.
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