mooch cancer


a noncontagious disease as a result of excessive mooching (see mooch) where as the moron or stupid idiot f-ckhead taints their personality to the furthest extents and alters their natural path of morphogenesis thusly creating congenital defects that appear on their physical appearence.

in other words, when a person becomes notoriously known as a moocher and continues to live such a lifestyle, jigaboo-like traits ensue.

basically… they mooch so much they suffer in it and become something like a crack wh-r-.
“don’t let her in, she’s got mooch cancer”

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