Moodster

1) a local support tech who believes he is the greatest in the world at it. a delusion as they are actually the worst.

2) has clawed & deformed fingers due to constant wow play (because real life is too complicated) & frequent n-b throttling.

3) ignorant, immature, unfunny, etc etc

4) greasy man-child.

5) is 30ish going on 16. lives with mummy & daddy. they want him out, doing everything he can to stay in the nest. will fail.
1) jeez moodster, how did you make it out of school?

2) moodster, you actually know very little.

3) so, in order for a woman to be attractive she needs a mace & a shield? you weirdo moodster

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