Moohammed
in an alternate universe, humans and cows roles in life are completely reversed. in this universe the muslim profit is known as moohammed. stupid doe eyed humans are bred and eaten as food. the consumption of beef is forbidden as cannibalism. and swine is still a filthy animal. except for bacon, because bacon is f-cking delicious!
moohammed was sick of eating gr-ss and human salad. however, his strict adherence to cowslam forbid him to eat the most delicious food in the world, bacon!
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